K so.. over the weekend. I spent time with various kids... Man. I forgot how entertaining kids are. (NOTE:One of these is just one my freind meaghan told me.. I didn't experience it myself.)
#1- Babysitting my YW presidents daughter.
She has a speach impediment, sturs=stairs---thur=there---dur=deer get it? :)
Her: my bed room is up sturs...
Me: up sturs? Ok..
Her: no.. not up sturs...up sturs..
Me: Oh up stairs! cool.
Her:yep.
a few minutes later.. im trying to get her to talk right.
Me: do you know how to rhyme?
her: no? Whats that?
Me: here, beer, deer fear.. like that.. you say rhyming words
her: oh.. ok..
me: there.. now say a rhyming word.
her:bur (bear)
me:tear
her: fur (fear)
me:dot
her:bot
me: bob
her: BILL!!
me: bill??
her: whoops.. that's not a rhyme.. lets play a new game.
The best part was she didn't even notice how funny she was!
haha she is funny. sorry if you aren't interested.. you can move on.. i'll keep babbling.
#2.
Meaghan Freestones little boy.. he's 4?
Meaghan gave Tanner 3 pennys.. through out the day, he lost two of them
Here is a conversation i was told about.. This is not word for word either.
T:Mom where are my two pennys?
M:Tanner, I don't know.. where did you leave them
T: I don't know. I can't find them. I only have one.
M: sorry tanner, you must have lost them.
5 minutes later..
T: Mom, where are my two pennys?
M: I dont know tanner.
5 minutes later..
T: Mom, where are my pennys?
M:No response
T: OBAMA must have taken them!
#3-- Babysitting dr halls kids.. Brook, and Kayla have speach impediments also.. everything that ends in er.. like crackER they say A as if you were saying the letter A. so crack-a babysitt-a.. confusing but oh well- My sister karlee was talking to them asking what the cats name was:
Karlee:hey- that is a cute cat.. whats its name?
the sisters: pay-0
karlee: pay-o?
them: no.. pay-o
karlee:oh.. pay-o.. is he hispanic?
them: yes!??
out of the blue.. Cayden the 6 year old bro says in an annoyed voice...
HER NAME IS PEARL. PPPEEEAAARRRLLLL. (he gets annoyed when they dont talk right..)
HAHAH- funny funny funny. Ok. I'm done. More to come soon.
2 comments:
haha, they were so cute.
That is hilarious! I love when kids are so funny and they don't even know it!
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