Sunday, November 9, 2008

Funny Weekend.

K so.. over the weekend. I spent time with various kids... Man. I forgot how entertaining kids are. (NOTE:One of these is just one my freind meaghan told me.. I didn't experience it myself.)

#1- Babysitting my YW presidents daughter.
She has a speach impediment, sturs=stairs---thur=there---dur=deer get it? :)

Her: my bed room is up sturs...

Me: up sturs? Ok..

Her: no.. not up sturs...up sturs..

Me: Oh up stairs! cool.

Her:yep.

a few minutes later.. im trying to get her to talk right.

Me: do you know how to rhyme?

her: no? Whats that?

Me: here, beer, deer fear.. like that.. you say rhyming words

her: oh.. ok..

me: there.. now say a rhyming word.

her:bur (bear)

me:tear

her: fur (fear)

me:dot

her:bot

me: bob

her: BILL!!

me: bill??

her: whoops.. that's not a rhyme.. lets play a new game.

The best part was she didn't even notice how funny she was!

haha she is funny. sorry if you aren't interested.. you can move on.. i'll keep babbling.

#2.

Meaghan Freestones little boy.. he's 4?

Meaghan gave Tanner 3 pennys.. through out the day, he lost two of them
Here is a conversation i was told about.. This is not word for word either.

T:Mom where are my two pennys?

M:Tanner, I don't know.. where did you leave them

T: I don't know. I can't find them. I only have one.

M: sorry tanner, you must have lost them.

5 minutes later..

T: Mom, where are my two pennys?

M: I dont know tanner.

5 minutes later..

T: Mom, where are my pennys?

M:No response

T: OBAMA must have taken them!

#3-- Babysitting dr halls kids.. Brook, and Kayla have speach impediments also.. everything that ends in er.. like crackER they say A as if you were saying the letter A. so crack-a babysitt-a.. confusing but oh well- My sister karlee was talking to them asking what the cats name was:

Karlee:hey- that is a cute cat.. whats its name?

the sisters: pay-0

karlee: pay-o?

them: no.. pay-o

karlee:oh.. pay-o.. is he hispanic?

them: yes!??

out of the blue.. Cayden the 6 year old bro says in an annoyed voice...

HER NAME IS PEARL. PPPEEEAAARRRLLLL. (he gets annoyed when they dont talk right..)



HAHAH- funny funny funny. Ok. I'm done. More to come soon.

2 comments:

karlee said...

haha, they were so cute.

Erin said...

That is hilarious! I love when kids are so funny and they don't even know it!