For the [blue blooded] hahaha.

One day in an elementary school in Provo UT, a teacher asks her class if the BYU cougars are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Johnny?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Utah Utes "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Johnny says, "Well, my dad is a Ute fan, my mom is a Ute fan, I guess that makes me a Ute fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Byu fan."