Sexual thoughts??

If you are reading this.. Congrats. You clicked it because its title!

Joke.

This post is jst about a conversation I just had with my 14 YEAR OLD sister...

-MADIE(holding her hand out): "smell this lotion, then look in the mirror. Do you feel pretty?"

-ME(looking I the mirror): "are you trying to tell me I'm ugly?"

-MADIE:"no! It just says 'it give you a boost of sexy self confidence'"

-ME: "oh. Well no. I don't even like that smell.. It smells like old lady! Smell this one" (holding out my lotion)

-MADIE:"ew! That smells like soap! I like mine! It smells way good. Plus it gives you sexual thoughts."

-MADIE:"ahh! I mean self confidence!"